Great Statutory Rapist Onizuka!

These days, our household entertainment program has added the TV dorama version of Great Teacher Onizuka to the rotation. This 2012 remake of a much older series, itself adapted from a popular manga/anime running in the late 90s, follows the adventure of a barely-reformed yanki/bosozoku type (the titular Onizuka) who, through great feats of suspension of disbelief, gets hired by a private high-school principal to teach a particularly difficult class. Difficult, in that the usual troubled, broken home, violent kids are the good ones: the bad ones are an assortment of sociopath damien-like monsters constantly plotting to get rid of the teaching staff through increasingly deadly means.

Like most Japanese TV fare, this one offers a mildly entertaining serialised story with mediocre acting, pathetically cheap production values and implausible plot reveals that would shame a Mexican telenovela. The point being: it is fairly simple Japanese and good language training when you are too tired to exercise the rest of your brain.

Of course, this would not be a Japanese drama, without its share of gratuitous sexual innuendoes, heavy on female objectification and wildly inappropriate1from a tame Western standpoint behaviours by male characters. With the latter presented as light comic relief and therefore never worthy of onscreen reprimand, unlike whatever other amoral behaviours (stealing, loitering, failing to properly sort their rubbish…) the bad guys engage in. Lack of (Western) political correctness on Japanese TV is par for the course and somewhat refreshing (if you don’t think too much about what it says of Japanese society).

But GTO manages to go one step beyond, with a set-up involving teenage high-schoolers and a couple adult teachers: instead of the usual jokey sexual-harrasment gags so typical of office-based Japanese drama, you get jokey statutory-rape gags… like the time that teacher is caught with a half-naked student he has brought to his house or the one that mistakenly got a love-letter from one of the student and tries to grope her in a dark classroom2According to Wikipedia, the TV version has been considerably toned-down from the Anime, itself a much watered-down version of the Manga.… Haha, good times.

Of course, this being a drama, the necessary tension and mid-hour plot fright is provided by cartoonish villains that conveniently pop up in the streets of Tokyo, driving ominous black rapist vans, cornering innocent girls behind bushes while conspicuously carrying large camcorder (1980s betamax, judging by the size) and snickering in loud kansai-ben about all the rapin’ and bad-behavin’ they are about to do.

Yes, Japanese dramas exist in a parallel universe where Tokyo is a scary Mad Max wasteland of lawlessness ruled by such ruthless gangsters that, by comparison, teenage-groping middle-aged teachers are mere comic relief barely worthy of a chuckle.

As a veteran consumer of mainstream Japanese entertainment, I do not even bat an eyelid when a female teacher opens up her blouse and directs her teenage pupil’s hand to her breast3Cross my heart: this is primetime family-oriented TV, not the plot for a cheap softcore. for a touch-and-tell about small-breast-size insecurities… But the whole “older teachers lusting after their 15 year-old pupils” comedy angle still leaves me somewhat baffled.

Filed under: Only in Japan


  1. I really liked the Sorimachi GTO (the first drama.) I also really liked the manga, it was the first manga series I read in Japanese. I don’t remember it being particularly sexually explicit, but it did have a lot of fan service.

    I’ll have to check out the new drama. Is it available for rent or online somewhere?

  2. @Dave: I don’t think GTO (manga, anime etc) is any more sexually explicit than other shōnen manga, what I meant to point out was that, when you stop and look at it, the mature content is mostly male adults trying to (sometimes succeeding in) sleeping with their female teenage students. Hence the queasiness.

  3. “…would shame a Mexican telenovela…”, that’s quite a feat on itself…
    still, I would rather watch that that any of our varied telenovelas (once I tried watching one just because the main female actress actually was a friend from high school…. even with all my might I had to give up halfway the second episode).

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