You are stuck in Japan, it’s oppressively hot and you don’t have a yen to your name. You decide to do the obvious and rob a cab.
Sure why not: the rich bastards must be carrying like a million yen on them at all times. Sounds like an easy one, right? Right?
Well, no.
You see, the incidence rate of mad bank robbing ending in wild taxicab chase and hostage situations through the streets of Tokyo is so high (Bogota of the East, that we call it) that officials have had to come up with a solution. Unbeknownst to you, from the moment you hopped on the cab with your gun, the taxi driver has been pressing a secret button on his dashboard that turns on an emergency distress signal light on top of the car, thus warning any law enforcement agent in the vicinity that something fishy is afloat.
In your face, evil taxicab robbers!
Well, that is, unless you actually take the time to poke your head out the window, spot the blinking red light, shoot the driver and escape.
But taxis are not the only ones that have received special care regarding the endemic hijacking problem in Japan: all public buses are also equipped with such a special emergency light that can be turned on in case a crazy lunatic would suddenly decide to re-enact the best moments of Su-ppee-do, the movie. I feel so much safer already.
Why do I have the feeling some lawmakers in Japan watch too much TV?
