Putting the Bro back in Bro-step

What the hell happened during the time I was away from Tokyo?!?

When did Womb turn into the cheesiest club in town?

Tonight felt like an outtake from the Jersey shore, Japanese edition: never have I seen that many fratboyish western meatheads in one place. The entire club was just one crewcut-sporting, wife-beater-wearing, shot-pounding ocean of steroid.