Moving company guy came to my place this morning to give me a quote. Conversation went something like this:
Moving Company Guy: [taps random numbers on pocket calculator] Hmnn, let’s see… 20 boxes… Fridge… Guitar… Tokyo’s 23 wards… June… Migratory speed of African swallow… How about ¥80,000?
Dave the Negotiator: OK… huh… OtherMovingCompany Inc. gave me a
very dodgy, phone-onlyquote of ¥60,000that I really do not trust one bit.Moving Company Guy: I see… err…
Dave the Negotiator: [prays very hard for any quote south of ¥70,000. Would probably still sign for ¥75,000]
Moving Company Guy: [emphatically taps on calculator some more] Let’s see… with super special extra rebate… because I somehow unexplainably really like the cut of your jib… How about ¥55,000?
Dave the Negotiator: [struggles to remain composed] Yes, I think that will do.
I am a negotiation genius…
Indeed you are ! …..@!!
Schweet!! Lets hope that quote was for everything arriving in one piece.
So when do we prepare the fatted calves for your arrival?