Things I officially cannot — or shouldn’t be able to — do at work without my magic magnetic ID card:
- Walk past security in the lobby.
- Get on the elevator to my floor.
- Go to the bathroom after 7pm.
- Walk in or out of my office after 9pm
- Access the building’s gym.
- Access the lab room and play with my little robot friends.
- Access the lab room and play Wii Tennis on the lab’s 20 mile-wide plasma screen.
Damn you Big Brother…