And now, award time for most moronic idea of the month, with automatic entrance to the yearly draw.

If you are gonna be cheap enough that you keep old bottles of top-shelf vodka prominently disposed behind your bar to try and give it that international hip flair it quite obviously hasn’t… At least:

1. Make sure your new barmaid is aware they aren’t the real thing.
2. When picking a transparent liquid to refill the bottles with, use water, not fucking bleach.