Only when the last tree has been cut down and the last river has dried up will man realize that reciting red Indian proverbs makes you sound like a fucking muppet.
No matter which way you look at it, I seriously doubt there is any potential for such use with this contraption. It doesn’t vibrate, has dangerously sharp edges and no amount of magically blinking lights would be enough to convince one to attempt insertion into any bodily orifice.
I concur: it is not a sex toy.
Alas, not a sex toy.
No matter which way you look at it, I seriously doubt there is any potential for such use with this contraption. It doesn’t vibrate, has dangerously sharp edges and no amount of magically blinking lights would be enough to convince one to attempt insertion into any bodily orifice.
I concur: it is not a sex toy.