Before I forget…
January 8th, 2006 | Filed under QuickiesMy two resolutions for 2006:
- Buy 200-page refill for Little Black Notebook of Hate.
- Append to said notebook, names of all those who have started the year wittily announcing: “My resolution for this year is not to take any resolution”.
2006-01-09 at 8.31 am
Oh, now I realise the bitter taste of my coffee yesterday came from the poison.
Too bad I spent the last 2 years imunizing against any kind of poison.
2006-01-13 at 11.46 am
My girlfriend has a similar black notebook of hate reserved for people who say to newborn babies “Welcome to our world!”