Automated posting pre-logged on 05/25/05.

I think by now it’s sufficiently clear that I won’t be coming back for a while: this auto-blog thing is just too damn convenient. Expect the Eliza-blogger-bot to kick in soon.

Music for any and all occasions. No time to linkify, I’ll leave it up to you to check out the tracks at your favorite non-traceable P2P software legal outlet…

Music To…

… Rebel Your Adolescence To:

• Mala Vida - 2:31 - Mano Negra
• Kill Your Sons - 3:35 - Lou Reed
• Common People - 5:51 - Pulp

… Rave To:

• Horny Hustle - 4:21 - Joeski & Dano
• Deus - 9:12 - Electric Skychurch
• Rez/Cowgirl - 11:47 - Underworld

… Be Drunk To:

• Alabama Song - 3:20 - The Doors
• Dazed and Confused - 6:26 - Led Zeppelin
• Les Nuits Parisiennes - 2:31 - Louise Attaque

… Drop To:

• Pacific 202 - 3:51 - 808 State
• Guitarra G - 8:40 - G-Club Pres. Banda Sonora G
• Cool Kids of Death (Underworld mix) - 13:46 - Saint Etienne

… Hug To:

• Song For Shelter - 11:26 - Fatboy Slim
• Whistle Song - 8:17 - Frankie Knuckles
• Little Fluffy Clouds - 9:07 - The Orb

… Snort To:

• Funky Shit - 5:16 - The Prodigy
• You Prefer Cocaine - 5:43 - Vitalic
• Contagious - 3:13 - Adult

… Nurse a Loveover To:

• Somewhere Over the Rainbow - 4:51 - Israel IZ Kamakawiwo’ole
• No Communication, No Love - 5:30 - Charles Schillings
• Nocturne op. 9 - 4:41 - Frédéric Chopin

… Sweat To:

• the Underground - 9:20 - Celeda
• Rollin’ & Scratchin’ - 7:27 - Daft Punk
• Bluebottle - 4:18 - Pob feat. Patrick Reid

… Put Your Hands Up in the Air To:

• Strings of Life (2000 Rmx) - 10:16 - Derrik May
• Feeling So Real (Westbam Rmx) - 3:21 - Moby
• I Feel Love (Original 12 inch) - 8:13 - Donna Summer

… Cheeze it Up To:

• Culture flash - 9:17 - Members of Mayday
• Touch Me - 8:36 - Rui Da Silva
• Confusion (Rmx) - 10:11 - New Order

… Overdose To:

• Sunday Morning - 2:56 - The Velvet Underground
• Drifting Away - 4:09 - Faithless
• Perfect Day - 3:39 - Lou Reed

… Lounge on Your Carpet To:

• Relaxin’ With Cherry - 5:39 - Kid Loco
• The Air I Breathe - 5:25 - Badmarsh & Shri
• Casanova 70 - 5:53 - Air

… Put Black Eyeliner To:

• PlayGirl - 3:49 - Ladytron
• The Model - 3:44 - Kraftwerk
• Cease2xist - 4:37 - Ladytron

… Act Bitchy To:

• White Horse - 5:47 - Laid Back
• Controversy - 7:31 - Prince
• Frank Sinatra - 3:53 - Miss Kittin

… Save Your Soul To:

• Sinnerman - 10:21 - Nina Simone

… Lick Each Other To:

• I was made for loving you - 3:36 - Queen of Japan
• I’m Your Man (Live Version) 4:25 - Leonard Cohen
• Kiss - 3:46 - Prince

… Swing To:

• Rose Rouge - 7:02 - St. Germain
• Music & The Rhythm - 3:37 - Playin´ 4 The City
• Sweet Georgia Brown - 4:36 - Harry Connick, Jr.

… Sing Along To:

• It’s Only A Paper Moon - 2:56 - Nat King Cole
• Don’t Stop Till You Get Enough - 7:16 - Michael Jackson
• It´s Wonderful - 2:28 - Paolo Conte

… Roll To:

• Double Dutch bus - 8:38 - Frankie Smith
• Illumination - 4:38 - Thievery Corporation
• Talisman - 4:16 - Air

… Reminisce To:

• Petite Fleur - 3:19 - Sidney Bechet
• Goldberg Variations 1. Aria - 1:56 - J.S. Bach by Keith Jarrett (don’t fall for the overrated Glenn Gould crap)
• Summertime - 4:14 - Sydney Bechet

… Funk Unprotected To:

• Payback - 8:39 - James Brown
• Fug - 4:25 - Cymande
• The Ghetto (Live) - 12:04 - Donny Hathaway
• Kung Fu - 3:51 - Curtis Mayfield