Now I ask you:
Could ten consecutive hours spent in the sole company of Messrs. Lebesgue and Cauchy’s monstrous brain-children somehow be nefarious to one’s sanity and legendary sense of humor?
Not in the least of course. Actually, the American Association of Stand-Up Comic Mathematicians (AASUCM) recommends at least a 15 hours daily intake of Calculus to stay in good health.
By the way, you know the story of Whack, the Dog, and Flop-Flop, the Seagull?
Wanna hear it?
OK, so there’s this cute little dog who’s crossing the street, failing to notice the huge SUV roaring down the street in his direction and… Whack
, the Dog…
Oh, Flop-Flop the seagull too?
So there’s this seagull peacefully flying somewhere off the Persian Gulf coast, failing to notice the huge UH-60 Black Hawk helicopter scurrying in its direction and…
so yea, maybe it’s time to take a break from mathematics and sleep some…