Sleeping in a van between A and B / Suckin’ dick for ecstasy / Tried to buy your love but I came up short / So I fucked a little waitress in exchange for a snort
by Dave's Keitai·Comments Off on Most Unfortunate Kiddy Clothes Stuffer
Let’s say you own a kid’s clothing store in Harajuku, Tokyo, and pick a random piece of English-speaking newspaper to stuff one of your cutest bear-shaped outfit. What are the odds you will end up with the most insanely inappropriate headline possible for it?