Dave’s Secret Tip #2813: Enjoying Christmas
December 24th, 2007 | Filed under QuickiesIf rum and eggnog do not work fast enough to reach that coveted state of christmas-enjoying numbness, try chewing on fresh pine needles.
If all else fails, hit your head repeatedly on a corner of the fireplace on that spot right between the eyes until vision starts to blur.
Don’t thank me.
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