Happy Holiday Day to You!

Please click here and kiss (depending on availability and by order of preference):

  • Closest human being.
  • Closest household pet.
  • Computer screen.
  • Mouth of that gallon-sized bottle of vodka sitting on your desk.

And if you feel lonely and dejected tonight, rest assured that Baby Jesus still loves you, even if he is currently too busy splurging on caviar and stuffed turkey to tell you in person.

Note: If technology doesn’t fail me, this should automatically post at exactly 11:59pm Western European Time… By which time I should long be passed out drunk under the family christmas tree.

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