Tell Godzilla I’m coming (back)…

Despite my past as a nazi war criminal, my many arrests for international drug trafficking and convictions on multiple counts of felonies in more than 13 US states, the Japanese consulate just granted my new visa without so much as a personal interview.

I tell you, they really do let anybody in, these days.

今日領事館はかけた:新しいヴィザをもらいた!もうすぐ日本に返る。

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