{"id":960,"date":"2005-05-30T06:24:35","date_gmt":"2005-05-29T21:24:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/30\/its-alive\/"},"modified":"2005-07-12T20:03:09","modified_gmt":"2005-07-12T11:03:09","slug":"its-alive","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/30\/its-alive\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s Alive"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Just a quick word to thank all my friends, fans, ennemies and indifferent readers, for their warm support and inform everybody that I did survive.<br \/>\nEverything went mostly <a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/27\/surgery\/\">as expected<\/a>. I&#8217;m covered head to toe in gauze and been told everything underneath works as well, if not better, than before. Yes, <em>everything<\/em>: You haven&#8217;t enjoyed life to the fullest until you experience the ability to throw peanuts in your mouth without using your hands.<\/p>\n<p>Nevertheless, there are still a couple old entries pre-logged for the next few days, and I plan on letting them be, the way they would have, had I been strong enough to stay away from the net one more week (but I felt like I had to post a little update anyway). While you enjoy all the canned wisdom I was able to pack in one go at the end of last week, I&#8217;ll be enjoying a peaceful recovery, speeding away on my magic morphine-propelled cotton cloud.<\/p>\n<p>I&#8217;ll be back for real, soon.<\/p>\n<p>Hug&#8217;n&#8217;kisses everybody&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Just a quick word to thank all my friends, fans, ennemies and indifferent readers, for their warm support and inform everybody that I did survive. Everything went mostly as expected. I&#8217;m covered head to toe in gauze and been told everything underneath works as well, if not better, than before. Yes, everything: You haven&#8217;t enjoyed [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-960","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insignificant-details","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=960"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/960\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=960"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=960"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=960"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}