{"id":952,"date":"2005-05-29T21:09:04","date_gmt":"2005-05-29T12:09:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/26\/my-grandma\/"},"modified":"2009-06-21T20:02:41","modified_gmt":"2009-06-21T11:02:41","slug":"my-grandma","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/29\/my-grandma\/","title":{"rendered":"Auto-Post: My Grandma"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- picture_glue_start --> <a class=\"pic_link\" href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/pix\/post952\/gran_club04.jpg\" target=\"zoom\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"photo_justified\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/pix\/post952\/thumbnails\/gran_club04.jpg\" height=\"150\" width=\"200\" alt=\"Picture gran_club04.jpg\" \/><\/a> <!-- picture_glue_stop --><em>This is an automated post logged on 05\/25\/05.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>To put at ease conflicting rumours that the author of these lines might be either the fruit of extra-terrestrial genetic engineering, or spawned straight from the mouth of Hell&#8230; <\/p>\n<p>Here is a shot of my grandma&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>She was born in Cairo and grew up in colonial Egypt.<\/p>\n<p>Her dad spoke 12 languages, worked for MI-6 and received a lethal gunshot wound while on mission in Vatican at the end of WWI (I couldn&#8217;t make that stuff up if I tried).<\/p>\n<p>During the blitz in London, she drove an ambulance under the bombs, while her husband (my granddad) was hard at work figuring a way to Calais that did not involve swimming all the way across.<\/p>\n<p>Nowadays, she does Tai Chi five times a week, goes to her club from time to time, and half-heartedly grumbles about the youth of today, the way only real grandmas can.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This is an automated post logged on 05\/25\/05. To put at ease conflicting rumours that the author of these lines might be either the fruit of extra-terrestrial genetic engineering, or spawned straight from the mouth of Hell&#8230; Here is a shot of my grandma&#8230; She was born in Cairo and grew up in colonial Egypt. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14,10],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-952","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-pictures"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/952","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=952"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/952\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2246,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/952\/revisions\/2246"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=952"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=952"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=952"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}