{"id":912,"date":"2005-05-05T18:06:45","date_gmt":"2005-05-05T09:06:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/05\/%c2%a1feliz-cinco-de-mayo\/"},"modified":"2005-07-23T16:25:47","modified_gmt":"2005-07-23T07:25:47","slug":"feliz-cinco-de-mayo","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/05\/feliz-cinco-de-mayo\/","title":{"rendered":"\u00a1Feliz Cinco de mayo!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Today is <em>Cinco de Mayo<\/em>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Or, as Lori once explained to <a href=\"http:\/\/frenchylefreak.com\">her superstar DJ of a husband<\/a>: &#8220;This is when my people kicked your people&#8217;s ass, Frenchy&#8221;&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Happy Cinco de Mayo to Lori, Ricardo, Gustavo and every other cool Mexicans out there&#8230; Have a dozen margaritas for me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Today is Cinco de Mayo&#8230; Or, as Lori once explained to her superstar DJ of a husband: &#8220;This is when my people kicked your people&#8217;s ass, Frenchy&#8221;&#8230; Happy Cinco de Mayo to Lori, Ricardo, Gustavo and every other cool Mexicans out there&#8230; Have a dozen margaritas for me&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-912","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/912","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=912"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/912\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=912"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=912"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=912"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}