{"id":907,"date":"2005-05-05T12:51:10","date_gmt":"2005-05-05T03:51:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/05\/cat\/"},"modified":"2005-07-12T20:09:00","modified_gmt":"2005-07-12T11:09:00","slug":"cat","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/05\/cat\/","title":{"rendered":"Food Hauling 101"},"content":{"rendered":"<div class=\"keitai-pics\">\n<div class=\"keitai-pic\"><a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2005-05-04-23-51-11-0.jpeg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/thumbnails\/2005-05-04-23-51-11-0.jpeg\" alt=\"050505_1247~01.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"keitai-pic\"><a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2005-05-04-23-51-11-1.jpeg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/thumbnails\/2005-05-04-23-51-11-1.jpeg\" alt=\"050505_1247~03.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"keitai-pic\"><a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2005-05-04-23-51-11-2.jpeg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/thumbnails\/2005-05-04-23-51-11-2.jpeg\" alt=\"050505_1247~04.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"keitai-pic\"><a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2005-05-04-23-51-11-3.jpeg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/thumbnails\/2005-05-04-23-51-11-3.jpeg\" alt=\"050505_1247~02.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n<p class=\"keitai-text\">\n<ol>\n<li>&#8220;Wow, cool! the dumb guy, whose herb garden <a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/05\/03\/de-rebus-naturae\/\">I keep trying to destroy<\/a>, has put some leftover barbecued spicy chicken in a plate on the ground&#8230; Better snatch it now, just in case he wants to eat it later&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Man, that dragging stuff on the ground sure is tedious. Dunno how I&#8217;m gonna go over the fence like that&#8230; I sure miss that opposable thumb.&#8221;<\/li>\n<li>&#8220;Wait&#8230; you mean I can actually put it in my <em>mouth<\/em>!?! Wow, that&#8217;s a nifty trick! Look at me! I&#8217;m such a pimp! I can haul food in my mouth&#8230;&#8221;<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p class=\"keitai-text\">\nHow this cat manages to survive in the wild is beyond me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>&#8220;Wow, cool! the dumb guy, whose herb garden I keep trying to destroy, has put some leftover barbecued spicy chicken in a plate on the ground&#8230; Better snatch it now, just in case he wants to eat it later&#8230;&#8221; &#8220;Man, that dragging stuff on the ground sure is tedious. Dunno how I&#8217;m gonna go over [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-907","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-keitai-log"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=907"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/907\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=907"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=907"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=907"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}