{"id":90,"date":"2004-04-18T17:50:32","date_gmt":"2004-04-18T08:50:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/04\/18\/home-chemistry-gone-awry\/"},"modified":"2005-07-13T23:49:05","modified_gmt":"2005-07-13T14:49:05","slug":"home-chemistry-gone-awry","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/04\/18\/home-chemistry-gone-awry\/","title":{"rendered":"Home Chemistry Gone Awry"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- picture_glue_start --><\/p>\n<p\/><a class=\"pic_link\" href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/pix\/post90\/CIMG0021.jpg\" target=\"zoom\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"photo_justified\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/pix\/post90\/thumbnails\/CIMG0021.jpg\" height=\"133\" width=\"200\" alt=\"Keitai Picture\" \/><\/a><!-- picture_glue_stop --><\/p>\n<p>I <i>swear<\/i>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>The label on the box said burgundy <i><b>red<\/b><\/i>, not bright fuckin PINK!<\/p>\n<p>Time to go buy some <i>orange<\/i> red. Let&#8217;s try not to frighten too many people on the way to Tokyu Hands.<\/p>\n<p><\/><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I swear&#8230; The label on the box said burgundy red, not bright fuckin PINK! Time to go buy some orange red. Let&#8217;s try not to frighten too many people on the way to Tokyu Hands.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-90","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=90"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/90\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=90"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=90"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=90"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}