{"id":81,"date":"2004-03-23T03:33:56","date_gmt":"2004-03-22T18:33:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/03\/23\/ego-trip\/"},"modified":"2007-05-14T00:57:04","modified_gmt":"2007-05-13T22:57:04","slug":"ego-trip","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/03\/23\/ego-trip\/","title":{"rendered":"Ego Trip"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"photo_justified\" alt=\"02fluid-buddha.jpg\" src=\"http:\/\/www.unknowngenius.com\/blog\/pix\/entry255x\/02fluid-buddha.jpg\" width=\"130\" height=\"112\" border=\"0\" \/>How to get a procrastinating egotistic fucker to get off his lazy ass and finally get the plane tix he&#8217;s been supposed to purchase for the past three weeks?<\/p>\n<p\/>Easy: put him down as one of the headliners for some random gig in a new club, print the flyers, <i>then<\/i> let him know about it.<\/p>\n<p\/>&#8230; leaving for SF on Wednesday.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230; playing <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfstation.com\/clubs\/fluid.htm#buddha_bar\" target=ext_link>there<\/a> on Thursday&#8230; more dates to come.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>First gig on my american tour&#8230; yipee.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-81","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=81"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/81\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=81"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=81"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=81"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}