{"id":740,"date":"2005-03-30T20:31:51","date_gmt":"2005-03-30T11:31:51","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/03\/30\/paris-hilton\/"},"modified":"2005-07-23T17:22:38","modified_gmt":"2005-07-23T08:22:38","slug":"paris-hilton","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/03\/30\/paris-hilton\/","title":{"rendered":"Paris Hilton"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot possibly be the only one to have noticed that the girl basically has <a href=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v694\/iamcamille\/Photo20123.jpg\">one<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v694\/iamcamille\/Photo20104.jpg\">single<\/a>. <a href=\"http:\/\/img.photobucket.com\/albums\/v694\/iamcamille\/Photo2076.jpg\">pose<\/a>.<\/p>\n<p>I mean, don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;m sure she has potential to make it into every college fratboy top ten shaggable. when she gets the coke-induced twitching under control.<\/p>\n<p>But the fact this ridiculously cheap <i>20 degrees left, 30 degrees down, naughty-girl-with-malicious-eye-and-mischievous-smile<\/i> is what nowadays passes for a paragon of charm, or even plain basic sex-appeal, is a sad testament to that pathetic MTV culture we live in.<\/p>\n<p>And the fact I just took the time to write this, an even sadder testament to the very low level of productivity of my afternoon.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I cannot possibly be the only one to have noticed that the girl basically has one. single. pose. I mean, don&#8217;t get me wrong, I&#8217;m sure she has potential to make it into every college fratboy top ten shaggable. when she gets the coke-induced twitching under control. But the fact this ridiculously cheap 20 degrees [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[17],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-740","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-insignificant-details"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=740"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/740\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=740"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=740"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=740"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}