{"id":716,"date":"2005-03-07T22:25:00","date_gmt":"2005-03-07T13:25:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/03\/07\/recipe-monday-french-edition\/"},"modified":"2010-12-20T11:06:31","modified_gmt":"2010-12-20T02:06:31","slug":"recipe-monday-french-edition","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/03\/07\/recipe-monday-french-edition\/","title":{"rendered":"Recipe Monday: French Edition"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>No recipe here tonight. But <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eretzvaju.org\/\">Neuro<\/a> has decided to join the, ahem, <em><a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/category\/food\/\">Recipe Mondays<\/a> posse<\/em>, and has posted a delicious recipe for a dish we could translate as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eretzvaju.org\/le-magret-aux-ananas\">Duck au pineapple<\/a>, or something like that&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s in both French and English, go check it out if you don&#8217;t know what to cook tonight and have a few extra ducks running around your garden.<br \/>\nBTW, Neuro is adamant: <a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/07\/09\/dr-daves-declares-war-on-japans-avian-population\/\">crows<\/a> do not make a suitable substitute for daffy duckies&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Another great source for your gastronomic needs is <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediatinker.com\/blog\/\">Kristen, at Mediatinker<\/a>, who has been blatantly infringing on our <em>Monday Recipes<\/em>\u2122 trademark for many years now: she calls it <em><a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediatinker.com\/blog\/recipe_index.html\">Thursday Recipes<\/a><\/em>, but I think we all know who was first on that breakthrough concept. Ha. To add <a href=\"http:\/\/eggcorns.lascribe.net\/\">assault to the injury<\/a>, she even stole the recipe I was gonna do last week: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.mediatinker.com\/blog\/archives\/008909.html\">Pasta Carbonara<\/a>&#8230; a <em>Dr Dave&#8217;s School of Cooking<\/em> staple, if there ever was one!<\/p>\n<p>But this sneaky attempt at driving the competition out will not be tolerated!<\/p>\n<p> Keep your utensils ready. For next week will be a very special edition of <em>Recipe Mondays with Dr Dave<\/em>. Expect heights in culinary refinement!<\/p>\n<p><small><em>Also, if you can, try to catch and peel a couple medium-sized squirrels during the week: they need to be prepared at least 24 hours in advance, and you do not want to be caught unprepared come Monday.<\/em><\/small><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>No recipe here. But <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eretzvaju.org\/\">Neuro<\/a> has decided to join the, ahem, <a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/category\/food\/\">Recipe Mondays<\/a> posse, and has posted a delicious recipe for a dish we could translate as <a href=\"http:\/\/www.eretzvaju.org\/le-magret-aux-ananas\">Duck au pineapple<\/a>, or something like that&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[61,15],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-716","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-cooking","category-recommendations"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=716"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":3682,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/716\/revisions\/3682"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=716"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=716"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=716"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}