{"id":684,"date":"2005-02-06T23:38:10","date_gmt":"2005-02-06T14:38:10","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/02\/06\/when-tutu-attacks\/"},"modified":"2005-02-06T23:50:11","modified_gmt":"2005-02-06T14:50:11","slug":"when-tutu-attacks","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2005\/02\/06\/when-tutu-attacks\/","title":{"rendered":"When Tutu Attacks"},"content":{"rendered":"<table class=\"attachment_table\">\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2005-02-06-8-38-8-0.jpeg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/thumbnails\/2005-02-06-8-38-8-0.jpeg\" alt=\"050206_2305~01.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2005-02-06-8-38-8-1.jpeg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/thumbnails\/2005-02-06-8-38-8-1.jpeg\" alt=\"050206_2257~02.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2005-02-06-8-38-8-2.jpeg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/thumbnails\/2005-02-06-8-38-8-2.jpeg\" alt=\"050206_2245~02.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<tr>\n<td><a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2005-02-06-8-38-8-3.jpeg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/thumbnails\/2005-02-06-8-38-8-3.jpeg\" alt=\"050206_2245~01.JPG\" \/><\/a><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p class=\"keitai_text\">This cat doesn&#8217;t need petting, she needs a hunting sparring partner.<\/p>\n<p> <!--more--><\/p>\n<p class=\"keitai_text\">At least, while she&#8217;s going apeshit on her toys, she&#8217;s not going for my arm&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This cat doesn&#8217;t need petting, she needs a hunting sparring partner.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-684","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-keitai-log"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=684"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/684\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=684"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=684"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=684"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}