{"id":68,"date":"2004-02-10T05:41:28","date_gmt":"2004-02-09T20:41:28","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/02\/10\/a-war-president\/"},"modified":"2009-01-17T00:40:55","modified_gmt":"2009-01-16T15:40:55","slug":"a-war-president","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/02\/10\/a-war-president\/","title":{"rendered":"A War President"},"content":{"rendered":"

Performing a methodical dismantling of Dubya’s last interview<\/a> to point out the usual million blatant inaccuracies and other flat-out lies, is a hopeless exercise, the futility of which doesn’t escape me…<\/p>\nHowever, it is fascinating to note how, despite the widely-known fact that he very much dodged the draft<\/a>, George thinks himself as a “War president<\/a>“. In fact, he did not mind using the word “war” more than twenty times during the interview, the SF Chronicle reports.<\/p>\nSome people might be tempted to point out that being a “war president” is not exactly a title of pride. But it seems that, in this man’s warped conception of the world, waging improbable wars and raising “alert” levels every other week so as to keep your people in a perpetual state of paralytic anxiety, is a perfectly fine program in itself for a presidential mandate. One would have thought that working on, say, keeping budget deficit under control, fighting unemployment and soaring poverty rates: these would be deemed worthy of making the first-place in a president’s list of achievement; or even: salvaging the last remaining shreds of environmental protection laws that have been so viciously dismembered by his administration over the past three years (like this one’s gonna happen…).<\/p>\nBut obviously, there is a much more important priority for the US: “War”.<\/p>\nSee, despite appearances, “War” is not just a good pretext to hide all your dirty influence peddling<\/a> back at home, while a few hundred US GIs and ten times more foreign civilians get blown to pieces: it is also meant to “protect” the American people. From what? certainly not the categorically-imminent-but-not-so-imminent threat of Saddam’s WMD-that-exist-or-will-exist-as-soon-as-we-manage-to-plant-them-somewhere. <\/p>\n

From what then? but, why: from terrorism<\/i> of course!<\/p>\n

Remember: all along, we’ve only been going after a single enemy: Terrorism. Protecting sacrosanct american values of [non-dissenting] free speech and right to bear an AK-47 while parking our gas-guzzling SUV, against evildoers from abroad. <\/p>\nBut, some may point: it’s now been more than two years, and nothing, absolutely nothing, has happened in the US, not the slightest attempt at bombing a Taco Bell or anything of any remotely symbolic value, in the name of Allah or some other unshaved non-christian pagan god.
\nOf course, there’s been waaay more than 4,000 violent US deaths in the past year alone, but these were all due to good ol’ american way of crime, nothing involving nasty furriner’s plots.<\/p>\nIn this case, inquisitive minds may increasingly inquisitively inquire, why<\/i> are we still talking about “war against terrorism”? when it seems so obvious “terrorism” has gone on vacation to some warmer coast and left it up to the US to kill themselves skillfully as they’ve always been good at.<\/p>\nWell, rather than referring you to the painfully obvious truth or Dubya’s even more painfully contorted justifications, here is a little joke…<\/p>\nThere’s this guy carefully placing ping-pong balls every 5 feet on the ground around Time Square, when another guy comes up to him and ask ” – Say, why are you putting these ping-pong balls all around?”
\n” – to keep the rhinos away…”
\n” – but there’s no rhino here!”
\n” – see, it works!”<\/p>\nYou knew it? yea, me too… but apparently G. W. Bush does not, seeing as he’s been playing variations of it in every last one of his speech for the past two years…<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Bush, the “war president”, in his own words… excuse me while I go puke somewhere outside.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[3],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-68","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-political-ranting"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=68"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1887,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/68\/revisions\/1887"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=68"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=68"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=68"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}