{"id":654,"date":"2004-12-31T11:41:41","date_gmt":"2004-12-31T16:41:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/12\/31\/white-fang-vs-aston-martin\/"},"modified":"2013-07-30T01:16:19","modified_gmt":"2013-07-29T16:16:19","slug":"white-fang-vs-aston-martin","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/12\/31\/white-fang-vs-aston-martin\/","title":{"rendered":"White Fang vs. Aston Martin"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- picture_glue_start --> <a class=\"pic_link\" href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/pix\/post654\/canada_dogsled.jpg\" target=\"zoom\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"photo_justified\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/pix\/post654\/thumbnails\/canada_dogsled.jpg\" height=\"150\" width=\"200\" alt=\"Picture canada_dogsled.jpg\" \/><\/a> <!-- picture_glue_stop --><br \/>\nTop 3 major technical drawbacks of <a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/pix\/post654\/canada_dogsled.jpg\">dog-propelled transportation<\/a> versus <a href=\"http:\/\/www.astonmartin.com\/thecars\/v12vanquishs\">motorized vehicles<\/a>:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>Car engines stopping randomly every 20 minutes to take a dump.<\/li>\n<li>Right Tire attempting to slice Left Tire&#8217;s throat (helped by both Rear Tires) and subsequently putting it out of use for the day.<\/li>\n<li>Rear Tire repeatedly trying to procreate with Front Tire (no immediate use, as far as replacement for Left Tire is concerned).<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>In conclusion, and despite the important huggability factor (very low for your average out-of-the-box Aston Martin), I would say that dogsleds are very unlikely to regain a dominant position in the transportation sector.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Top 3 major technical drawbacks of dog-propelled transportation versus motorized vehicles: Car engines stopping randomly every 20 minutes to take a dump. Right Tire attempting to slice Left Tire&#8217;s throat (helped by both Rear Tires) and subsequently putting it out of use for the day. Rear Tire repeatedly trying to procreate with Front Tire (no [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[16],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-654","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-america"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=654"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6693,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/654\/revisions\/6693"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=654"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=654"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=654"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}