{"id":648,"date":"2004-12-21T06:37:35","date_gmt":"2004-12-20T21:37:35","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/12\/21\/what-am-i-doing-here\/"},"modified":"2005-07-18T18:27:18","modified_gmt":"2005-07-18T09:27:18","slug":"what-am-i-doing-here","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/12\/21\/what-am-i-doing-here\/","title":{"rendered":"What am I doing here?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Two top reasons I should not be here:<\/p>\n<ol>\n<li>I hate cold weather<\/li>\n<li>My definition of cold weather starts just below 20 degrees Celsius<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>I mean, I was already freezing on the plane, despite turtleneck sweater and airline blanket, while stewards were strolling gaily along the aisle in short sleeves. Obviously I don&#8217;t have the genes.<\/p>\n<p>Perhaps if I drink enough vodka it&#8217;ll be a painless death by hypothermia&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><i>On the upside, they have lotsa free sockets for your laptop and reasonably priced wifi in Vancouver airport, whence I&#8217;m writing this piece on my ongoing 3 week rant about temperatures&#8230;<\/i><!--private--><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Two top reasons I should not be here: I hate cold weather My definition of cold weather starts just below 20 degrees Celsius I mean, I was already freezing on the plane, despite turtleneck sweater and airline blanket, while stewards were strolling gaily along the aisle in short sleeves. Obviously I don&#8217;t have the genes. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-648","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-places"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=648"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/648\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=648"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=648"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=648"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}