{"id":584,"date":"2004-10-24T13:54:47","date_gmt":"2004-10-24T04:54:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/10\/24\/if-it-smells-like-bleach-dont-drink-it\/"},"modified":"2005-07-18T18:03:18","modified_gmt":"2005-07-18T09:03:18","slug":"if-it-smells-like-bleach-dont-drink-it","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/10\/24\/if-it-smells-like-bleach-dont-drink-it\/","title":{"rendered":"If it smells like bleach… don’t drink it."},"content":{"rendered":"

And now, award time for most moronic idea of the month, with automatic entrance to the yearly draw.<\/p>\n

If you are gonna be cheap enough that you keep old bottles of top-shelf vodka prominently disposed behind your bar to try and give it that international hip flair it quite obviously hasn’t… At least:<\/p>\n

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  1. Make sure your new barmaid is aware they aren’t the real thing.<\/li>\n
  2. When picking a transparent liquid to refill the bottles with, use water, not fucking bleach<\/i>.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n

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    And now, award time for most moronic idea of the month, with automatic entrance to the yearly draw.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-584","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parties","category-our-fucked-up-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=584"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/584\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=584"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=584"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=584"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}