{"id":5796,"date":"2012-08-06T12:23:45","date_gmt":"2012-08-06T03:23:45","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=5796"},"modified":"2012-08-06T14:41:23","modified_gmt":"2012-08-06T05:41:23","slug":"in-the-swimsuit-category","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/06\/in-the-swimsuit-category\/","title":{"rendered":"In the swimsuit category&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear lady walking in front of me on the way to work this morning:<\/p>\n<p>In light of today&#8217;s meteorological circumstances, I am not sure your choice of a thin white cotton dress and black lacy underwear was well-advised.<\/p>\n<p>But thanks for the show anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear lady walking in front of me on the way to work this morning: In light of today&#8217;s meteorological circumstances, I am not sure your choice of a thin white cotton dress and black lacy underwear was well-advised. But thanks for the show anyway.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[9,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5796","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-only-in-japan","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5796","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5796"}],"version-history":[{"count":19,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5796\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5815,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5796\/revisions\/5815"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5796"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5796"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5796"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}