{"id":5794,"date":"2012-08-05T14:50:46","date_gmt":"2012-08-05T05:50:46","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=5794"},"modified":"2012-08-05T14:50:46","modified_gmt":"2012-08-05T05:50:46","slug":"only-missing-palm-trees","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/08\/05\/only-missing-palm-trees\/","title":{"rendered":"Only missing palm trees&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sh\u014dtengai\">sh\u014dtengai<\/a> behind my house has Hawaiian music playing at background volume on the speakers&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>I live in the cartoon caricature of a sleepy Summer town.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The sh\u014dtengai behind my house has Hawaiian music playing at background volume on the speakers&#8230; I live in the cartoon caricature of a sleepy Summer town.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[21,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-japan","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5794"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5794\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5795,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5794\/revisions\/5795"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}