{"id":5675,"date":"2012-07-08T19:09:47","date_gmt":"2012-07-08T10:09:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=5675"},"modified":"2012-07-08T19:13:11","modified_gmt":"2012-07-08T10:13:11","slug":"does-it-come-with-a-free-rocking-chair","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2012\/07\/08\/does-it-come-with-a-free-rocking-chair\/","title":{"rendered":"Does it come with a free rocking chair?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bought my first ever electric drill yesterday.<\/p>\n<p>Half-expected balloons to drop from the ceiling and the store manager to come over to personally congratulate me on finally entering mature adulthood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bought my first ever electric drill yesterday. Half-expected balloons to drop from the ceiling and the store manager to come over to personally congratulate me on finally entering mature adulthood.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5675","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5675","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5675"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5675\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":5678,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5675\/revisions\/5678"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5675"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5675"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5675"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}