{"id":528,"date":"2004-08-25T12:44:53","date_gmt":"2004-08-25T03:44:53","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/08\/25\/i-hate-hairdressers\/"},"modified":"2005-07-18T01:13:20","modified_gmt":"2005-07-17T16:13:20","slug":"i-hate-hairdressers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/08\/25\/i-hate-hairdressers\/","title":{"rendered":"I hate hairdressers"},"content":{"rendered":"<table class=\"attachment_table\">\n<tr>\n<td><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2004-08-24-22-44-10-0.jpeg\" alt=\"040825_1236~01.jpg\"\/><\/td>\n<\/tr>\n<\/table>\n<p class=\"keitai_text\">he practically shaved the sides into oblivion, then proceeded to give me the worst farmboy hairdo this side of Kentucky&#8230;<br \/>\narg. time to go grab the electric shaver.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>he practically shaved the sides into oblivion, then proceeded to give me the worst farmboy hairdo this side of Kentucky&#8230; arg. time to go grab the electric shaver.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-528","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-keitai-log"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=528"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/528\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=528"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=528"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=528"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}