{"id":522,"date":"2004-08-22T19:23:04","date_gmt":"2004-08-22T10:23:04","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/08\/22\/random-thoughts-from-the-week-end\/"},"modified":"2005-07-18T01:07:15","modified_gmt":"2005-07-17T16:07:15","slug":"random-thoughts-from-the-week-end","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/08\/22\/random-thoughts-from-the-week-end\/","title":{"rendered":"Random thoughts from the Week-end"},"content":{"rendered":"<ul>\n<li><i>Beam bum<\/i> has finally been added to my list of potential career options with a fairly high probability rating.<\/li>\n<li>Drinking lukewarm Dom Perignon off the bottle all night is not as bad as it sound.<\/li>\n<li>Drinking lukewarm Chivas Regal around 9 in the morning is as bad as it sounds. But it does help rinsing the taste of sand off your mouth.<\/li>\n<li>There are a lot of reasons why you could wake up to your underwear rolled up in a bunch twenty feet away. 3am skinny dipping is only one of them.<\/li>\n<li>Among the many things that probably should not be attempted past a certain hour while highly intoxicated (or intoxicatingly high): barbecuing with chopsticks, shooting fireworks and fixing electrical equipment hold a good position. But they can yield great fun nonetheless.<\/li>\n<li>Miscellaneous tattoos: an Oakland Raiders logo (shoulder), a large representation of  JC on a cross (chest) and a chinese kanji meaning &#8216;road&#8217; in Japanese (shoulder).<\/li>\n<li>Sunscreen spray battle is fun. and retrospectively, quite literally saved my ass.<\/li>\n<li>Denny&#8217;s is always a safe choice for a Sunday morning fix, even if the eggs are a bit crunchy from the sand that keeps falling in your plate.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p><i>Beam bum<\/i> has finally been added to my list of potential career options with a fairly high probability rating&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-522","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=522"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/522\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=522"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=522"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=522"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}