{"id":52,"date":"2003-12-19T11:54:44","date_gmt":"2003-12-19T02:54:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2003\/12\/19\/%e3%82%af%e3%83%aa%e3%82%b9%e3%83%9e%e3%82%b9%e9%ad%82\/"},"modified":"2005-07-12T21:59:11","modified_gmt":"2005-07-12T12:59:11","slug":"%e3%82%af%e3%83%aa%e3%82%b9%e3%83%9e%e3%82%b9%e9%ad%82","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2003\/12\/19\/%e3%82%af%e3%83%aa%e3%82%b9%e3%83%9e%e3%82%b9%e9%ad%82\/","title":{"rendered":"\u30af\u30ea\u30b9\u30de\u30b9\u9b42"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>If I hear one more mashed-up xmas carols mix-cd, I&#8217;m gonna puke all over your freakin&#8217; hello-kitty-decorated christmas trees, OK?<br \/>\n<br \/>Ah Joy of Christmas, this long awaited time of peace, harmony and crass commercialism&#8230;<\/p>\n<p\/>But let&#8217;s not get overly negative. After all, I&#8217;ll take pachinko employees flyering in zebra-print santa uniforms any day over Walmart&#8217;s cheap plastic dancing santas and nauseating hallmark cards. And talking about Wal-Mart, I still have a hard time getting over this stupid news bit relating <a href=\"http:\/\/www.wftv.com\/news\/2670104\/detail.html\">that walmart christmas sale&#8217;s stampede<\/a>, about a week ago. Though the woman supposedly &#8220;badly injured&#8221; apparently turns out to be <a href=\"http:\/\/www.local6.com\/money\/2683654\/detail.html\">a serial-faker<\/a>, I don&#8217;t think I could imagine a more degrading story to go with an injury. God: I&#8217;d sooner tell the medics how I accidentally burnt my nuts in a freak late-night naked arc-welding accident, rather than having to tell how I got trampled by a herd of middle-aged obese Floridian housewives while clutching at some discounted taiwanese DVD player, lying on the floor of the local walmart.<br \/>\n<br \/>Well, according to the news, she recovered quickly and the gentle employees at walmart kept her one of the coveted discounted DVD player. I guess we all get the kind of heartwarming christmas stories we deserve&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If I hear one more mashed-up xmas carols mix-cd, I&#8217;m gonna puke all over your freakin&#8217; hello-kitty-decorated christmas trees, OK?<br \/>\n<br \/>Ah Joy of Christmas, this long awaited time of peace, harmony and crass commercialism&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-52","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-our-fucked-up-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=52"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/52\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=52"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=52"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=52"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}