{"id":5,"date":"2003-05-17T01:35:32","date_gmt":"2003-05-16T16:35:32","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2003\/05\/17\/diy-improve-your-look-with-a-pair-of-plyers\/"},"modified":"2003-05-17T01:35:32","modified_gmt":"2003-05-16T16:35:32","slug":"diy-improve-your-look-with-a-pair-of-plyers","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2003\/05\/17\/diy-improve-your-look-with-a-pair-of-plyers\/","title":{"rendered":"DIY &#8211; Improve your look with a pair of plyers"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>I bet with the appropriate facial tribal tatoos, a few piercings and <b><a href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/object.cgi?object=\/news\/pictures\/2003\/05\/16\/tongue.jpg&amp;paper=gate&amp;file=notes051603.DTL&amp;directory=\/g\/a\/2003\/05\/16&amp;type=morford\">this<\/a><\/b>, I would never get noise complaints from potential neighbours ever again in my life&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"http:\/\/sfgate.com\/cgi-bin\/article.cgi?f=\/g\/a\/2003\/05\/16\/notes051603.DTL&amp;type=morford\">MM&#8217;s related article<\/a> is a pretty cool reading too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>I bet with the appropriate facial tribal tatoos, a few piercings and this, I would never get noise complaints from potential neighbours ever again in my life&#8230; MM&#8217;s related article is a pretty cool reading too.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-5","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-our-fucked-up-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=5"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/5\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=5"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=5"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=5"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}