{"id":4883,"date":"2011-12-06T01:19:56","date_gmt":"2011-12-05T16:19:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=4883"},"modified":"2011-12-06T01:23:07","modified_gmt":"2011-12-05T16:23:07","slug":"dear-microsoft-word-for-mac-project-manager","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/06\/dear-microsoft-word-for-mac-project-manager\/","title":{"rendered":"Dear Microsoft Word for Mac Project Manager&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Microsoft Word for Mac\u2122 Project Manager,<\/p>\n<p>You don&#8217;t know me. and I don&#8217;t know you. I am sure that you are a fine human being. A real person, with emotions, someone who experiences joy, sadness, laughter. You might even be a nice person, kind to animals and the elderly&#8230; Which makes it all the more difficult to tell you that I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN WHEREVER YOU MAY HIDE, FIND YOU, PEEL YOUR SKIN OFF WITH A RUSTED POTATO PEELER, WEAR YOUR SKIN, SAW YOUR HEAD OFF WITH A BUTTER KNIFE, DRINK YOUR BLOOD AND REPEATEDLY VIOLATE YOUR CORPSE THROUGH YOUR HOLLOWED OUT CERVICAL SPINE WHILE YOUR FAMILY WATCHES ON.<\/p>\n<p>&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>So, huh, yea&#8230; It appears that I have to file all <a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/12\/05\/\u30d6\u30e9\u30b8\u30a3\u30a3\u30a3\u30fc\u30eb\u266a\u266b\/\">my thesis documents<\/a> through the mandatory MS Word templates that were sent to me. Weird formatting incompatibility bugs and all.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dear Microsoft Word for Mac\u2122 Project Manager, You don&#8217;t know me. and I don&#8217;t know you. I am sure that you are a fine human being. A real person, with emotions, someone who experiences joy, sadness, laughter. You might even be a nice person, kind to animals and the elderly&#8230; Which makes it all the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[53,38,12],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-academia","category-quickies","category-too-much-caffeine"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4883"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4892,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4883\/revisions\/4892"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}