{"id":4253,"date":"2011-06-18T11:04:20","date_gmt":"2011-06-18T02:04:20","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=4253"},"modified":"2011-06-19T23:59:54","modified_gmt":"2011-06-19T14:59:54","slug":"dontfuckwithbreakfast","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2011\/06\/18\/dontfuckwithbreakfast\/","title":{"rendered":"#dontfuckwithbreakfast"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Note to Japanese makers of breakfast cereals: toasted rice barely belongs in granola mix. <em>And it certainly shouldn&#8217;t make up for 80% of its fucking content.<\/em><\/p>\n<p>You are not being as subtle as you think you are, with your grubby little corner-cutting scheme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Note to Japanese makers of breakfast cereals: toasted rice barely belongs in granola mix. And it certainly shouldn&#8217;t make up for 80% of its fucking content. You are not being as subtle as you think you are, with your grubby little corner-cutting scheme.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-4253","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4253","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=4253"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4253\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4268,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/4253\/revisions\/4268"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=4253"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=4253"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=4253"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}