{"id":2883,"date":"2010-03-20T08:28:50","date_gmt":"2010-03-19T23:28:50","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=2883"},"modified":"2013-03-29T19:22:34","modified_gmt":"2013-03-29T10:22:34","slug":"my-cellphone-is-a-creepy-stalker","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2010\/03\/20\/my-cellphone-is-a-creepy-stalker\/","title":{"rendered":"My Cellphone is a Creepy Stalker&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>The PoS cellphone I use when travelling abroad has the bad habit of accidentally triggering all sorts of functions when I forget to explicitly lock the keyboard (stupid brick-body designs). Instead of staying nicely asleep in my pocket, it will kill time by calling random contacts from my address book or navigate half a dozen menu down to some obscure settings&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Last week, upon glancing at my message logs by chance, I realised it decided to send half a dozen empty messages to the first contact in my address book. It then topped that series with an <em>audio<\/em> SMS: 30 seconds of muffled sounds from whatever crowded bar I must have been in, that night.<\/p>\n<p>All that while using a throwaway number on a prepaid German SIM card (thus unknown from most of the people in my address book).<\/p>\n<p>Meanwhile in Europe, my friend <i>Ab<\/i>igail is probably ever so slightly worried by that mysterious German caller who sent her all these creepy empty messages.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>The PoS cellphone I use when travelling abroad has the bad habit of accidentally triggering all sorts of functions when I forget to explicitly lock the keyboard (stupid brick-body designs). Instead of staying nicely asleep in my pocket, it will kill time by calling random contacts from my address book or navigate half a dozen [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[11,33,17,30],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2883","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-friends","category-travels","category-insignificant-details","category-keitai"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2883","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2883"}],"version-history":[{"count":9,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2883\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":6446,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2883\/revisions\/6446"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2883"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2883"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2883"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}