{"id":2574,"date":"2009-09-30T12:03:44","date_gmt":"2009-09-30T03:03:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=2574"},"modified":"2009-09-30T12:05:09","modified_gmt":"2009-09-30T03:05:09","slug":"stop-screwing-with-me-gas-monkey","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/09\/30\/stop-screwing-with-me-gas-monkey\/","title":{"rendered":"Stop screwing with me, Gas Monkey&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>You know what is worse than waking up to a water-heater that refuses to work when you go for your morning shower?<\/p>\n<p>[&#8230;]<\/p>\n<p>Having the fucking thing finally work, <em>after<\/em> you finished taking your cold shower.<\/p>\n<p>There&#8217;s a poltergeist in my house, and it has a really stupid sense of humour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>You know what is worse than waking up to a water-heater that refuses to work when you go for your morning shower? [&#8230;] Having the fucking thing finally work, after you finished taking your cold shower. There&#8217;s a poltergeist in my house, and it has a really stupid sense of humour.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[57,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2574","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-domestic-life","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2574","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2574"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2574\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2577,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2574\/revisions\/2577"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2574"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2574"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2574"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}