{"id":2565,"date":"2009-09-22T13:49:14","date_gmt":"2009-09-22T04:49:14","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=2565"},"modified":"2011-08-17T16:48:43","modified_gmt":"2011-08-17T07:48:43","slug":"evicting-the-previous-tenants","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2009\/09\/22\/evicting-the-previous-tenants\/","title":{"rendered":"Evicting the previous tenants&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>My new apartment comes equipped with a pigeon coop: fresh pigeon eggs for breakfast every morning, straight from my balcony&#8230;<\/p>\n<p>Note to the genius realtors who spruced-up the place before I moved in: enclosing the entire balcony in a metallic net to protect it from these flying rats, was a <em>very<\/em> good idea with laudable intent. <\/p>\n<p>It would have been considerably more effective, had it not resulted in trapping an entire pigeon family on my balcony, <em>inside<\/em> that net.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>My new apartment comes equipped with a pigeon coop: fresh pigeon eggs for breakfast every morning, straight from my balcony&#8230; Note to the genius realtors who spruced-up the place before I moved in: enclosing the entire balcony in a metallic net to protect it from these flying rats, was a very good idea with laudable [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[57,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-2565","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-domestic-life","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2565","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2565"}],"version-history":[{"count":7,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2565\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":4459,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2565\/revisions\/4459"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2565"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2565"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2565"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}