{"id":25,"date":"2003-06-10T10:16:43","date_gmt":"2003-06-10T01:16:43","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2003\/06\/10\/patriotic-ice-cream\/"},"modified":"2005-07-12T21:22:46","modified_gmt":"2005-07-12T12:22:46","slug":"patriotic-ice-cream","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2003\/06\/10\/patriotic-ice-cream\/","title":{"rendered":"Patriotic Ice Cream"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>In a time where straight-face conservatism and orwellian parody seem to take inspiration from each other, it&#8217;s hard to tell&#8230; But I think this one is an authentic:<br \/>\nHave some <b>real<\/b> psychopatriotic ice-cream: <a href=\"http:\/\/www.starspangledicecream.com\">StarsSpangledIceCream.com<\/a><br \/>\n<i>(plucked freshly from <a href=\"http:\/\/www.sfgate.com\/columnists\/morford\/\">Mark Morford&#8217;s hilariously semi-coherent weekly word avalanche<\/a>)<\/i><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>In a time where straight-face conservatism and orwellian parody seem to take inspiration from each other, it&#8217;s hard to tell&#8230; But I think this one is an authentic: Have some real psychopatriotic ice-cream: StarsSpangledIceCream.com (plucked freshly from Mark Morford&#8217;s hilariously semi-coherent weekly word avalanche)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-25","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-our-fucked-up-world"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=25"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/25\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=25"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=25"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=25"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}