{"id":211,"date":"2004-05-15T18:45:26","date_gmt":"2004-05-15T09:45:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/05\/15\/steal-my-bike-please\/"},"modified":"2005-07-14T00:09:25","modified_gmt":"2005-07-13T15:09:25","slug":"steal-my-bike-please","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/05\/15\/steal-my-bike-please\/","title":{"rendered":"Steal my Bike Please"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- START ATTACHMENT TABLE --><TABLE><TR VALIGN=\"TOP\"><TD ALIGN=\"CENTER\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2004-05-15_044524_15915_0.jpg\" \/><\/TD><\/TR><\/TABLE><!-- END ATTACHMENT TABLE --><br \/>What other country can u afford to forget the key on your bike&#8217;s lock for 2 days?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What other country can u afford to forget the key on your bike&#8217;s lock for 2 days?<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-211","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-keitai-log"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=211"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/211\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=211"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=211"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=211"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}