{"id":209,"date":"2004-05-04T19:27:00","date_gmt":"2004-05-04T10:27:00","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/05\/04\/hair-saloon\/"},"modified":"2005-07-14T00:10:43","modified_gmt":"2005-07-13T15:10:43","slug":"hair-saloon","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2004\/05\/04\/hair-saloon\/","title":{"rendered":"Hair Saloon"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><!-- START ATTACHMENT TABLE --><TABLE><TR VALIGN=\"TOP\"><TD ALIGN=\"CENTER\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2004-05-04_052659_2399_0.jpg\" \/><\/TD><\/TR><\/TABLE><!-- END ATTACHMENT TABLE --><br \/>See, some people go to the hair salon to fix their hair. I&#8217;ll have none of that and only go to my local hair SALOON!<\/p>\n<p>Other than that, Abe is not exactly &#8220;joyful&#8221;, despite what the sign announced, but he is still an amiable old man who did a decent ole fashioned job on my hair without commenting too much on the fact it looked somewhere between a spotted hyena and one of <a href=\"http:\/\/www.unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/archives\/000310.html\" target=\"ext_link\">these disheveled cat<\/a> haunting the back alleys of Shinjuku&#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>See, some people go to the hair salon to fix their hair. I&#8217;ll have none of that and only go to my local hair SALOON! Other than that, Abe is not exactly &#8220;joyful&#8221;, despite what the sign announced, but he is still an amiable old man who did a decent ole fashioned job on my [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-209","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-keitai-log"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=209"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/209\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=209"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=209"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=209"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}