{"id":1719,"date":"2008-09-07T04:25:07","date_gmt":"2008-09-06T19:25:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1719"},"modified":"2008-10-28T00:18:25","modified_gmt":"2008-10-27T15:18:25","slug":"its-4am-do-you-know-where-your-children-are","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/09\/07\/its-4am-do-you-know-where-your-children-are\/","title":{"rendered":"It&#8217;s 4am, do you know where your children are?"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Saturday night, just past 4am. <\/p>\n<p>Right now, I could be:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>In my bed, sleeping.<\/li>\n<li>In my bed, <a href=\"http:\/\/books.google.com\/books?hl=en&#038;id=wAAiY4J5-ekC&#038;dq=kama+sutra&#038;printsec=frontcover&#038;source=web&#038;ots=It-eXYckpy&#038;sig=MJ2ofyHhPJoOjOCwlyK67PiQGz8&#038;sa=X&#038;oi=book_result&#038;resnum=3&#038;ct=result#PPP1,M1\">not sleeping<\/a>.<\/li>\n<li>Somewhere in <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/World%27s_largest_urban_agglomerations\">the world&#8217;s largest city<\/a>, getting drunk, dancing to loud music, watching <a href=\"http:\/\/www.hellodamage.com\/tdr\/archive\/sex\/catfight1.htm\">girls in Japanese schoolgirl outfits wrestle in jell-o<\/a>. Possibly all of the above.<\/li>\n<li>In the middle of the desert, <a href=\"http:\/\/jp.youtube.com\/watch?v=XB5DjLk10Zs\">doing drugs and discovering my inner totem animal<\/a>.<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p><em>Instead<\/em>: I am in the middle of an empty office lab overlooking deserted downtown-Tokyo, staring at a monitor, running <a href=\"http:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Support_vector_machine\">Support Vector Machine<\/a> simulations.<\/p>\n<p>Something, somewhere, went very, very, horribly wrong with my life.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>It&#8217;s Saturday night, just past 4am. Right now, I could be: In my bed, sleeping. In my bed, not sleeping. Somewhere in the world&#8217;s largest city, getting drunk, dancing to loud music, watching girls in Japanese schoolgirl outfits wrestle in jell-o. Possibly all of the above. In the middle of the desert, doing drugs and [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[53,1,14],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1719","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-academia","category-geek","category-life"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1719"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1719\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1719"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1719"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1719"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}