{"id":1702,"date":"2008-08-01T12:45:47","date_gmt":"2008-08-01T03:45:47","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/08\/01\/krispy-kreme\/"},"modified":"2008-08-01T13:03:16","modified_gmt":"2008-08-01T04:03:16","slug":"krispy-kreme","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/08\/01\/krispy-kreme\/","title":{"rendered":"Krispy Kreme"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"keitai-text\">How to get a free doughnut in 3 easy steps:<\/p>\n<p>1. Stand in line in front of Tokyo&#8217;s most overrated store of the year.<\/p>\n<p>2. Receive free &#8220;Service&#8221; doughnut, fresh from the oven, served as tokens of appeasement to would-be customers in an attempt to convince them that a 15 minutes wait for chain store novelty doughnuts at 11pm is a worthy use of their time.<\/p>\n<p>3. Leave with your free doughnut.\n<\/p>\n<div class=\"keitai-pics\">\n<div class=\"keitai-pic\"><a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2008-07-31-20-45-8-0.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/thumbnails\/2008-07-31-20-45-8-0.jpg\" alt=\"080731_2213~01.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"keitai-pic\"><a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2008-07-31-20-45-8-1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/thumbnails\/2008-07-31-20-45-8-1.jpg\" alt=\"080731_2215~01.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>How to get a free doughnut in 3 easy steps: 1. Stand in line in front of Tokyo&#8217;s most overrated store of the year. 2. Receive free &#8220;Service&#8221; doughnut, fresh from the oven, served as tokens of appeasement to would-be customers in an attempt to convince them that a 15 minutes wait for chain store [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":8,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1702","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-keitai-log"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/8"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1702"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1702\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1702"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1702"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1702"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}