{"id":1674,"date":"2008-05-15T20:41:49","date_gmt":"2008-05-15T19:41:49","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1674"},"modified":"2008-05-15T20:47:07","modified_gmt":"2008-05-15T19:47:07","slug":"life-lessons-23421-pt-1-to-4","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/05\/15\/life-lessons-23421-pt-1-to-4\/","title":{"rendered":"Life Lessons #23421, pt. 1 to 4"},"content":{"rendered":"<ol>\n<li>If you are heading for a night out and contemplate leaving your winter coat at the office: consider double-checking said coat&#8217;s pockets for any items that you may need, further down the night. Special attention probably needs to be paid to small, flat, key-shaped items, which may turn up crucial when you finally decide to hitch a cab-ride home and find yourself very stupid, standing at your frontdoor.<\/li>\n<li>Always make sure you have backup keys, planted at somewhat walkable distances from your place.<\/li>\n<li>Ex-GF at 4 in the morning: definitely not a good idea (whodathunk).<\/li>\n<li>Giving a key to your friend living nearby: much better idea.<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n<p>NB: Remember to treat Nordine to a fancy dinner some time soon. (So sowwwy I had to wake you up: I promise it won&#8217;t happen, ever again).<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If you are heading for a night out and contemplate leaving your winter coat at the office: consider double-checking said coat&#8217;s pockets for any items that you may need, further down the night. Special attention probably needs to be paid to small, flat, key-shaped items, which may turn up crucial when you finally decide to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1674","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parties"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1674"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1674\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1674"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1674"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1674"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}