{"id":1671,"date":"2008-05-10T18:29:25","date_gmt":"2008-05-10T17:29:25","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1671"},"modified":"2009-04-13T11:39:59","modified_gmt":"2009-04-13T02:39:59","slug":"worst-date-movie-ever","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/05\/10\/worst-date-movie-ever\/","title":{"rendered":"Worst. Date. Movie. Ever."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><object width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><param name=\"movie\" value=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/yH8yuld4DUE&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\"><\/param><param name=\"allowFullScreen\" value=\"true\"><\/param><param name=\"allowscriptaccess\" value=\"always\"><\/param><embed src=\"http:\/\/www.youtube.com\/v\/yH8yuld4DUE&#038;hl=en&#038;fs=1\" type=\"application\/x-shockwave-flash\" allowscriptaccess=\"always\" allowfullscreen=\"true\" width=\"425\" height=\"344\"><\/embed><\/object><\/p>\n<p><i>(as the <a href=\"http:\/\/www.teethmovie.com\/\">movie<\/a> we&#8217;ve been watching together is rolling its credits&#8230;)<\/i><\/p>\n<blockquote><p>\n<b>Her<\/b>: <i>[Looks up suggestively and moves hand across bed]<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: You do realize this is quite possibly the worst pre-coital movie. ever?<\/p>\n<p><b>Her<\/b>: <i>[Keeps silent and smiles a wicked toothy smile]<\/i><\/p>\n<p><b>Me<\/b>: That&#8217;s it! stay the hell away from me!!! I&#8217;m sleeping on the floor tonight.\n<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>(awesome movie, otherwise)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>(as the movie we&#8217;ve been watching together is rolling its credits&#8230;) Her: [Looks up suggestively and moves hand across bed] Me: You do realize this is quite possibly the worst pre-coital movie. ever? Her: [Keeps silent and smiles a wicked toothy smile] Me: That&#8217;s it! stay the hell away from me!!! I&#8217;m sleeping on the [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[5,35],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1671","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-movies","category-sex"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1671"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":2148,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1671\/revisions\/2148"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1671"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1671"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1671"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}