{"id":1670,"date":"2008-05-10T17:48:18","date_gmt":"2008-05-10T16:48:18","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1670"},"modified":"2008-05-10T18:04:14","modified_gmt":"2008-05-10T17:04:14","slug":"migrating-species","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/05\/10\/migrating-species\/","title":{"rendered":"Migrating Species&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><iframe loading=\"lazy\" style=\"border: 1px solid black;\" width=\"500\" height=\"280\" frameborder=\"0\" scrolling=\"no\" marginheight=\"0\" marginwidth=\"0\" src=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps\/ms?ie=UTF8&amp;hl=en&amp;msa=0&amp;msid=113529652215648813635.00044ce2abe734656b445&amp;ll=34.429567,-6.795044&amp;spn=90,0&amp;output=embed&amp;s=AARTsJo_Xgtq1PjF_la5uqVs3HOVzqfK7A\"><\/iframe><\/p>\n<p>Upon <a href=\"http:\/\/maps.google.com\/maps\/ms?ie=UTF8&#038;hl=en&#038;msa=0&#038;msid=113529652215648813635.00044ce2abe734656b445&#038;ll=48.922499,22.851563&#038;spn=118.900999,310.78125&#038;z=2\">latest head count<\/a>, it would appear that direct family members are:<\/p>\n<ul>\n<li>Brother #1: Expecting the great Kanto earthquake from his Tokyo apartment (<a href=\"http:\/\/earthquake.usgs.gov\/eqcenter\/recenteqsww\/Quakes\/quakes_big.php\">any day now<\/a>).<\/li>\n<li>Brother #2: Traipsing the Moroccan Desert with his backpack and a donkey.<\/li>\n<li>Brother #3: Learning Cantonese pillow talk in Shanghai.<\/li>\n<li>Dad: Watching snow melt in Eastern Canuckistan.<\/li>\n<li>Mum: Enjoying Lebanon northwestern coast (lovely weather at this time of year), currently deciding between Syria and Cyprus for an emergency evac (wins extra bonus points for <a href=\"http:\/\/www.guardian.co.uk\/world\/2008\/may\/10\/lebanon\"><i>Country-on-the-Brink-of-Civil-War<\/i><\/a>).<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n<p>Honestly, I don&#8217;t know what that says about us as a family.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Upon latest head count, it would appear that direct family members are: Brother #1: Expecting the great Kanto earthquake from his Tokyo apartment (any day now). Brother #2: Traipsing the Moroccan Desert with his backpack and a donkey. Brother #3: Learning Cantonese pillow talk in Shanghai. Dad: Watching snow melt in Eastern Canuckistan. Mum: Enjoying [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[14,22],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1670","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-life","category-places"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1670"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1670\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1670"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1670"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1670"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}