{"id":1669,"date":"2008-05-06T04:13:44","date_gmt":"2008-05-06T03:13:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/?p=1669"},"modified":"2008-05-06T04:27:35","modified_gmt":"2008-05-06T03:27:35","slug":"my-ambitions","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/05\/06\/my-ambitions\/","title":{"rendered":"My Ambitions"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href=\"http:\/\/www.phdcomics.com\/comics.php?f=1012\">Currently<\/a>, they still oscillate between Nobel Prize and two Advils.<\/p>\n<p>Seriously: who goes out until morning on a Monday night? More to the point: who goes to work the day after, on a <em>national holiday<\/em>?<\/p>\n<p>A sucker, that&#8217;s who.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Currently, they still oscillate between Nobel Prize and two Advils. Seriously: who goes out until morning on a Monday night? More to the point: who goes to work the day after, on a national holiday? A sucker, that&#8217;s who.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[2,53,38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1669","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-parties","category-academia","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1669"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1669\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1669"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1669"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1669"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}