{"id":1646,"date":"2008-02-18T12:42:41","date_gmt":"2008-02-18T11:42:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/02\/18\/lighters-market\/"},"modified":"2008-02-18T19:52:32","modified_gmt":"2008-02-18T18:52:32","slug":"lighters-market","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2008\/02\/18\/lighters-market\/","title":{"rendered":"Lighters Market"},"content":{"rendered":"<p class=\"keitai-text\">Buying novelty lighters off Lin, whenever going for drinks at La  <br \/>Perle, has become sort of a tradition. This week&#8217;s incredibly tasteful  <br \/>edition: a built-in flashlight, projecting very cheesy depictions of  <br \/>ladies in lascivious pose on the nearest plain surface you point it at  <br \/>(a version featuring nubile young men instead of mammary-enhanced  <br \/>Eastern European models is also available, Lin informs us). An instant  <br \/>success with our sophisticated lot, of course.<\/p>\n<div class=\"keitai-pics\">\n<div class=\"keitai-pic\"><a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2008-02-18-3-40-3-0.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/thumbnails\/2008-02-18-3-40-3-0.jpg\" alt=\"DSC00125.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<div class=\"keitai-pic\"><a href=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/2008-02-18-3-40-3-1.jpg\" target=\"_blank\"><img decoding=\"async\" src=\"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/keitai\/pix\/thumbnails\/2008-02-18-3-40-3-1.jpg\" alt=\"DSC00126.jpg\" \/><\/a><\/div>\n<\/div>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Buying novelty lighters off Lin, whenever going for drinks at La Perle, has become sort of a tradition. This week&#8217;s incredibly tasteful edition: a built-in flashlight, projecting very cheesy depictions of ladies in lascivious pose on the nearest plain surface you point it at (a version featuring nubile young men instead of mammary-enhanced Eastern European [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[18],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1646","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-keitai-log"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1646"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1646\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1646"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1646"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1646"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}