{"id":1627,"date":"2007-12-24T23:59:24","date_gmt":"2007-12-24T22:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/12\/24\/daves-secret-tip-2813-enjoying-christmas\/"},"modified":"2007-12-24T20:14:52","modified_gmt":"2007-12-24T19:14:52","slug":"daves-secret-tip-2813-enjoying-christmas","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/archives\/2007\/12\/24\/daves-secret-tip-2813-enjoying-christmas\/","title":{"rendered":"Dave&#8217;s Secret Tip #2813: Enjoying Christmas"},"content":{"rendered":"<blockquote><p>If rum and eggnog do not work fast enough to reach that coveted state of christmas-enjoying numbness, try chewing on fresh pine needles.<br \/>\nIf all else fails, hit your head repeatedly on a corner of the fireplace on that spot right between the eyes until vision starts to blur.<\/p><\/blockquote>\n<p>Don&#8217;t thank me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>If rum and eggnog do not work fast enough to reach that coveted state of christmas-enjoying numbness, try chewing on fresh pine needles. If all else fails, hit your head repeatedly on a corner of the fireplace on that spot right between the eyes until vision starts to blur. Don&#8217;t thank me.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":4,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"activitypub_content_warning":"","activitypub_content_visibility":"","activitypub_max_image_attachments":4,"activitypub_interaction_policy_quote":"anyone","activitypub_status":"","footnotes":""},"categories":[38],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1627","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-quickies"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1627","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/4"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=1627"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1627\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=1627"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=1627"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/unknowngenius.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=1627"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}